thetrickstergoddess:

tbh this is a bit too human-centipedey for my liking

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rick-sanchez:

IF YOU DON’T LIKE GREEK MYTHOLOGY THEN YOU’RE WRONG LIKE THERE IS LITERALLY A STORY WHERE DIONYSUS GETS HIS PENIS PUDDING ON ATHENA’S THIGH AND SHE SLAPS IT OFF AND IT FALLS OFF OLYMPUS AND BECOMES THIS GUY NAMED ERECTHEUS AND THIS GUY IS LITERALLY SLAPPED OFF MAN CHOWDER FROM ATHENA’S UPPER LEG HOW GREAT IS THAT

vablatsky:

this game is why I have trust issues

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birdstump:

quote me out of context a lot after i die

jesus, probably (via jesuschristofficial)

#and you cry for all the stories you’ll never know #like how they became friends#did Danny let Jackson have one of his crayons and they were bonded for life? #or was it in middle school when they wore the same shirt to school #and were gonna hate each other but Jackson scoffed like i wear it better #totally expecting Danny to agree and Danny was all lol no you don’t #and they discovered they were one#what about their life after high school #did they have plans #were they gonna go Vegas for Danny’s 21st #did Jackson ever let Danny drive the Porsche #when Danny had his first boyfriend did Jackson try to vet him first? #HOW DID DANNY FEEL ABOUT LYDIA? #all this shit we’ll never know #ugh my boys (via halesparkles)

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The Company of Thorin Oakenshield (8/13) → Ori

sadghoulzclub:

"their"

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detainable:

When your parents ask for your phone password

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wilhelminaslayter:

jenniferstolzer:

shaggy2pope:

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theoneguyoverthere:

hangthecode:

Jack was employed into service for the East India Trading Company and was given command of the Wicked Wench. However, after he set free a cargo of slaves, his employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack branded as a pirate and the Wench set aflame and sunk. After failing to rescue the Wench, Sparrow struck a bargain with the ghostly captain of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, to resurrect his beloved vessel. Jones returned the ship to Jack in near perfect condition except for the permanently charred hull. This prompted Jack to rename her the Black Pearl

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Jack Sparrow just got way cooler.

BABE

Yo, this is why Norrington said he’s the “worst pirate I’ve ever heard of,” and then Jack followed it up with, “But you have heard of me.”

Because Jack was branded a Pirate because he freed people rather than stealing anything. So Norrington, with his sense of duty, knows that Jack has been branded a criminal for actively not being a terrible human being. Norrington is torn between his duty as a naval officer and knowing that Jack is right.

He freed exactly 100 people, that’s why his debt to Jones was 100 souls. Davy has a sick sense of irony after all. Jack freed 100 souls and as a consequence his ship got sunk. Now his ship has been raised and as a consequence, he has to enslave 100 souls. This explains his reluctance to actually pay back the debt.

Crap, the latter portion of this franchise was a lot smarter than I thought it was… 

There’s so much people don’t get about this franchise, the story is really more complex than just “funny drunken pirate meets hottie lady and hottie man with occasional visits from squid man”.

Last out of their bunk in the morning?

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megangwynned replied to your post:i love how to start to queue everything in my…

You’re super cute tho

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you’re funny

and did you see the new tattoo? did you? did youuuu?

i love how to start to queue everything in my likes to free up the likes part because i have way too many

and i end up liking more things .-.

i’m an idiot