‘hi i haven’t talked to you in five weeks but we’re still best friends’: a story about me and human interaction.
Do you ever wonder if part of the reason we love Once Upon a Time so much is because it suggests that fictional characters could actually be as real as they feel to us?
Ice cream on a stick
Ice cream on his dick
Ice cream dick
oh my fucking god mama bear xD
(Source: starksexual)
Wingardium Levibullshit. Absolutely fucking perfect.
made.my. life.
(Source: shiizuos)

[aggressively pushes all my friends away because i hate myself when all i really want is their company and their love]
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